Bianca 1Blue and green should never be seen
April 24th 2008 03:28
Feral is one way to describe this beauty…
I am pretty sure there was a law developed that stipulated the colours of clothing that could and could not be worn together…For example you have the classic neutral black teamed up with almost every colour and on a brighter note you could go for say the savvy chocolate brown and orange holding hands in the park. However – the crime I am bringing before the court has to do with the witnessing of blue and green being seen together! I know – it’s hard to believe that anyone would go to these lengths and so openly allow themselves to be seen by the public eye and humiliate themselves! It is simple…If you want to wear a green stripy t-shirt you do not wear a bright blue short-sleeved cardigan with a hood over the top of your repulsive t-shirt selection…As soon as I saw the crime I reported it straight away (that is writing about it on fashioncrime.com.au) so the fashion police could come to apprehend the offender. I mean come on – who in their right mind leaves their nest wearing the most obvious WRONG colour combination in fashion law?...It's absolutely fine if she wanted to wear her horrendous pale green t-shirt but team it up with a white cardi or a black one…not royal blue…If you didn’t have a matching colour then this causes an issue. However my solution would be – don’t wear the t-shirt until it is warm enough to do so. I know the suggestion is harsh but it is much better than being sentenced for poor judgment or thinking you could get away with wearing such a shocking combination. This poor choice has led you to be named and shamed (well maybe not named but evidently shamed) which is clearly a punishment practise that needs to be enforced for fashion criminals!
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Someone has worn something that YOU don't like!!!
Oh, how terrible this must be for you.... I assure you, your life makes the lives all the starving, war-ravaged people around look like a cakewalk, you poor, poor thing.
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Have you had a look at your website lately?
Its like being surrounded by snow leopards in the middle of a bad acid trip...