Bianca 1New Era of Fashion Crime
August 14th 2006 07:06
Re: Fashion Trends
Its Thursday the 14th and flicking through the latest catalogue of Roxy, Ripcurl and Billabong I can see their overpriced under quality garments are fast losing their market. I was a surf shop victim for many years until discovering that other shops sell the same garments for at least half the price, you pay $100 for a pair of jeans about as good as quality as Uncle Barry's do it yourself television cabinet. The trick is to look beyond the other girls in year 7 who are aghast when they realise you havent got 'ROXY' plastered across your arse - instead consider not being a walking billboard for anyone. If your style is daggy hawawian shirts, embrace it, for it will come back into fashion someday and you will be the envy of all your friends.
The fashion industry is growing rapidly, for once men in australia - and indeed around the world - are celebrating a good suit and a coloured sweater like never before. Italian stallions have long celebrated vicace, dolce and gabbana and armarni - but it seems it is the now the rest of the worlds turn to have a go at this thing they call style. Lets hope and pray that the few bunnies wandering around in there sisters jeans and mums eyeshadow dont give these style guru's the wrong idea.
Its probably important for me to dispel a few myths here too, just in case somebody is taking this in as gospel. DO NOT try to emulate what goes down on the catwalk, first of all you look like a punse, and second you do not have legs like that and third, ladies, seeing a woman in a see through dress with gold nuggets as buttons may be worth $4000 but believe me, everybody's wondering what drugs your on.
everybody looks best naked.
cheers
Its Thursday the 14th and flicking through the latest catalogue of Roxy, Ripcurl and Billabong I can see their overpriced under quality garments are fast losing their market. I was a surf shop victim for many years until discovering that other shops sell the same garments for at least half the price, you pay $100 for a pair of jeans about as good as quality as Uncle Barry's do it yourself television cabinet. The trick is to look beyond the other girls in year 7 who are aghast when they realise you havent got 'ROXY' plastered across your arse - instead consider not being a walking billboard for anyone. If your style is daggy hawawian shirts, embrace it, for it will come back into fashion someday and you will be the envy of all your friends.
The fashion industry is growing rapidly, for once men in australia - and indeed around the world - are celebrating a good suit and a coloured sweater like never before. Italian stallions have long celebrated vicace, dolce and gabbana and armarni - but it seems it is the now the rest of the worlds turn to have a go at this thing they call style. Lets hope and pray that the few bunnies wandering around in there sisters jeans and mums eyeshadow dont give these style guru's the wrong idea.
Its probably important for me to dispel a few myths here too, just in case somebody is taking this in as gospel. DO NOT try to emulate what goes down on the catwalk, first of all you look like a punse, and second you do not have legs like that and third, ladies, seeing a woman in a see through dress with gold nuggets as buttons may be worth $4000 but believe me, everybody's wondering what drugs your on.
everybody looks best naked.
cheers
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