Bianca 1Frilly things
May 21st 2008 00:24
You know there is a crisis occurring when people are walking around the streets of Melbourne wearing short frilly skirts teamed up with a tracksuit jacket, ¾ length stockings and a pair of runners. This is a classic crime I laid my eyes upon the other day and I have been haunted by the image ever since. It is just plain gross! To commence – the frilly skirt. What on earth is going on here? What possessed you to buy a short frilly number (which come to think of it, could have been a top which was being covered by the tracksuit jacket). But still, it was mega-short. It probably just covered the girl’s butt cheeks! Disgusting. Now for the stockings. Not leggings guys – stockings. So first off – I am pretty sure she would have been freezing her tits off. Secondly, it looked ridiculous and thirdly at least make them black so you don’t look like a hideous creature walking down the streets of Melbourne with your tiny green frilly skirt and chocolate brown stockings. (Come to think of it, the colour scheme resembles Shrek). Are these people colour blind? Matching all this to a pair of dodgy old runners was the icing on the cake for this stunner who was either going to a fancy dress party or was so clearly out of the loop in the fashion department that I found it difficult to comprehend her out fit. Hello it is only 15 degrees in Melbourne in winter – what comes next – the grey tracksuit jacket! Pure class – Not! Maybe if you had worn a pair of pants or jeans or even tracksuit-pants, you could have lost the absurd tracksuit jacket and maybe you would have looked half decent. (however this outcome is doubtful!) Don’t try and jazz up your outfit with your pitiful attempt at sporting a ‘Von Dutch’ cap either. It just made your outfit look even more ridiculous. Despite the fact that the hat was just plain ugly, it was clearly evident that this fashion offender had no idea what season to dress for. Granted – in Melbourne it is quite difficult to dress for the whole day without experiencing season changes every 2 hours however, in winter – there is a basic knowledge that even if the sun manages to peek through the clouds, there will always be that bitter frost that surrounds each individual. Seriously, throw out the most ugliest frilly attire you own and get rid of the darn stockings as well. I do not know how these people leave the house appearing so very clueless. Do they live alone and think they look great and then step into the big city and still think they are hot to trot? I am not very sure how this seems to work? If they actually think they look stylish then they are suffering from some real fashion issues and the alarming thing is that no one will ever tell them that they are not looking that flash and they probably will never pick up on their repulsive threads.
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