Bianca 1I can see your seams....
June 30th 2008 07:28
What the hell? Didn’t you mother teach you how to get dressed?...How can someone be that foolish to sport a slinky singlet top INSIDE OUT! Ok so this was the scenario...I was all ready to hit the town on the weekend and was all excited. So we toodled off with our dancing shoes in tow, all made-up and pumped...Arriving at the first venue we quickly skipped inside and to my disbelief, a young lady had popped her singlet top on in inside out...I could not believe it.
Honestly one of the worst things I have ever seen. It was shocking. Either she got dressed in the dark or she was realllllly quite intoxicated not to realize her singlet was wrapped around her torso in the most incorrect way possible. How hard is it to put a singlet top on? Of all things – it is extremely easy... It does not even have sleeves for God’s sake! Anyways, south of the outfit was absolutely super....Sporting a dark slick pair of skinny legs and massive heels. It was all fine and the world seemed peachy, but above the belt there were severe issues...
Now you would think – on average chicks venture into the bathroom of a club at least 5-10 times for reasons unknown to people but it has to be done...anyways if you walked in there and your top was inside out and the tag people – the tag that was sewn to the inside seam of your attire was poking out, visible to the world and making a name for itself - would you not strut back into that toilet cubicle and furiously undress?
Who knows – obviously this chick had no intention of removing her clothing and re-dressing herself because at various intervals during the night, my eyes had the pleasure of seeing her and there she was all happy and full of beans with her seams popping out, tag exposed to anyone who had eyes that worked and of course not forgetting the dangly bits that were hanging on either side of the piece of cloth with two thin straps...
I was clearly most baffled as to why her girlfriends did not open their mouths and say ....ahh ok YOUR TOP IS SO VERY WRONG AT THE MOMENT! Perhaps she will realize how much of a strange individual she was when she takes a look at the happy snaps of the night. She can then proceed to learn a very valuable lesson! Limit your alcohol intake prior to getting dressed and find a new bunch of chicks who will actually observe the defects in your outfit!
Honestly one of the worst things I have ever seen. It was shocking. Either she got dressed in the dark or she was realllllly quite intoxicated not to realize her singlet was wrapped around her torso in the most incorrect way possible. How hard is it to put a singlet top on? Of all things – it is extremely easy... It does not even have sleeves for God’s sake! Anyways, south of the outfit was absolutely super....Sporting a dark slick pair of skinny legs and massive heels. It was all fine and the world seemed peachy, but above the belt there were severe issues...
Now you would think – on average chicks venture into the bathroom of a club at least 5-10 times for reasons unknown to people but it has to be done...anyways if you walked in there and your top was inside out and the tag people – the tag that was sewn to the inside seam of your attire was poking out, visible to the world and making a name for itself - would you not strut back into that toilet cubicle and furiously undress?
Who knows – obviously this chick had no intention of removing her clothing and re-dressing herself because at various intervals during the night, my eyes had the pleasure of seeing her and there she was all happy and full of beans with her seams popping out, tag exposed to anyone who had eyes that worked and of course not forgetting the dangly bits that were hanging on either side of the piece of cloth with two thin straps...
I was clearly most baffled as to why her girlfriends did not open their mouths and say ....ahh ok YOUR TOP IS SO VERY WRONG AT THE MOMENT! Perhaps she will realize how much of a strange individual she was when she takes a look at the happy snaps of the night. She can then proceed to learn a very valuable lesson! Limit your alcohol intake prior to getting dressed and find a new bunch of chicks who will actually observe the defects in your outfit!
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