Bianca 1I should not be able to see flesh in that spot...
April 14th 2008 02:42
What did I just see…Let me grace you with the mental image - a pair of ankle freezers and a corduroy jacket. WHAT?!?!? Ok so I have just witnessed this terrible site in a library foyer. What is going on in the world? It seems to me males have become fashion offenders. (Although just quietly in my eyes this has always actually been the case). They have always been the 'species' most women seem to watch out for and after seeing this site, it has proven the dangers women are exposed to when searching for “Mr. Right”. Now, I shall begin with properly describing the outfit. It began when I gazed at the floor to pick up my pen - an innocent act I assumed until I saw a pair of black lace up shoes and hidden inside was a thick pair of scrunchy white socks. (Something that would have come out of “Flashdance” in the ’80s). Above these massive, thick, chunky socks were legs – yes correct, you read right – legs!!! Above the legs, as I slowly moved my eyes in a vertical manner, I saw the most ridiculous looking pair of pants in my life! They were cuffed at the bottom, a navy blue colour and were way to short for the young lad who was wearing them. Either the 20 year old male who was sporting these ridiculous pants had a growth spurt overnight or he foolishly exited his safe haven of his bedroom wearing a pair of trousers meant for a 13 year old and didn’t care at all! Well buddy – you should care! Now I must clarify at this point that these ‘trousers’ were not intended to be worn as three quarter pants or any of the sort as they hung extremely low under the knee and were a little bit above the ankle. The point of the matter is - I saw flesh from two legs where flesh was not meant to be shown or exposed… Now, if you think this is shocking just wait until I reveal what occurs next. As I look up I see an olive green, cord jacket. This, my friends was the icing on the cake and was the bloke’s jacket buttoned nicely over a yellow t-shirt. What the hell is going on here? Where did you actually come from? A cord jacket over extremely short pants is a no-go-zone. (Alarm bells are wailing as the fashion police are arriving at this point). I didn’t even know cord jackets still existed. I can understand maybe getting away with wearing one by teaming it up with a pair of dark denim jeans but I would only have recommended this in the middle of winter and the jacket would certainly not be olive green. It was an appalling site!! At one particular stage there was a heap of confusion with everyone gathering in the library foyer, yet I still managed to block everything out of my mind and ignored the happenings around me as I was completely fixated on this individual and his peculiar dress sense. Even with the many people surrounding me I was wondering what possessed this young lad to actually put this outfit together comprising of his white socks, black shoes, navy blue short ‘pants’, yellow tee-shirt and olive jacket. I actually stared at the clueless person purely amazed and sat there stunned as he strutted his stuff into the lift…
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... but I don't own a cord jacket!