Bianca 1Pom pom boots = bear antics...
June 18th 2008 03:17
Welcome cheerleader to practice – except why are your pom poms on your feet! These shoes or whatever you want to call them are gross! Man, every time I see them on people’s feet walking around with their pom poms swinging around freely is repulsive. They are just so ugly and furry! Why do people purchase such terrible footwear! Ok – so they could be warm as they look all cozy and furry but guys you can buy plain Ugg boots which come up to your knees and do exactly the same thing. I did have a theory which I will propose to you all now – it goes something like this – I believe these people have bought these shoes with the idea of a 2 for 1 bargain...Not only are they classified as footwear but if these people are ever attacked they can rip of their shoes and start swinging them around...the disgusting pom poms then come into play and via the swinging motion, they have the ability to start knocking people out...perhaps the owners of these weapons plan to attach spikes to them - this way they appear as being quite fierce – Why on earth are you buying knee high, furry bear shoes with fluffy balls attached to them? There is no need – the balls actually have no purpose at all and if it is to tie up the laces - that is a really shocking reason as there are plenty of tie up shoes which do not present the growth of balls attached to the end of shoelaces...Also, they would make a lame weapon! Are the balls for decoration? What are you – a Christmas tree? Seriously this is what occurred: you attacked a bear, stole their feet and attached oranges to the hairs – this is what it appears like. Come to think of it – they are quite cave men like! They have got to be the ugliest boots in history and the problem is I can not believe people actually buy them. As they say less is more and I am thinking the offenders sporting these ridiculous furry things need to be made aware of that fact! Plain Ugg boots people...knee high ones if you want...lots of colours...even “Cotton On” has them...everywhere sells them....with no weapons attached to the shoelaces...Some are even furry so there you go – you can satisfy your furry criteria! The Classic Ugg will never be killed off the fashion hit list – the pom pom however is the next target....
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