Bianca 1Socks & Stockings...The Sockstock combo...
July 8th 2008 02:01
Some life decisions are so incredibly simple you do not even need your brain to think about the action you are about to perform...A perfect example is to ponder whether to snuggle your feet into socks AND stockings. Umm no! You either wear socks or stockings. It is not that difficult...
While waiting for a tram the other morning I saw quite an odd combination. Something had possessed a young girl to slip into a pair of black tights under a super short mini-skirt. Despite the mini being ultra-short I had no complaints as at least she had the decency to wear black stockings underneath (even if they were a little bit see-through). So up until this point all was well and everything was peachy. What crept up next was despicable. Either the young chick was very chilly or she had one of those moments where her brain refused to function. Over the top of her sort-of see-through stockings, she decided it was imperative that she slip on a pair of knee-high black and white vertically striped socks. One word to describe it – repulsive.
If she was cold in the first place just wear a pair of jeans. Why bother freezing your thighs to death yet ensuring your right or left calf is kept nice and cozy and warm? Some things in this world make no sense what-so-ever. It looked deplorable. If the socks were removed from the equation, life would have been so much more rosier and my eyes would not have had to have endured such a distressing piece of work.
It really did look shocking and the most unfortunate thing was that she would have looked ultra-fine if she had lost the socks. Instead she had teamed up a ‘sockstock’ concoction that exploded before her eyes and turned horribly wrong. The disaster could have been avoided...
While waiting for a tram the other morning I saw quite an odd combination. Something had possessed a young girl to slip into a pair of black tights under a super short mini-skirt. Despite the mini being ultra-short I had no complaints as at least she had the decency to wear black stockings underneath (even if they were a little bit see-through). So up until this point all was well and everything was peachy. What crept up next was despicable. Either the young chick was very chilly or she had one of those moments where her brain refused to function. Over the top of her sort-of see-through stockings, she decided it was imperative that she slip on a pair of knee-high black and white vertically striped socks. One word to describe it – repulsive.
If she was cold in the first place just wear a pair of jeans. Why bother freezing your thighs to death yet ensuring your right or left calf is kept nice and cozy and warm? Some things in this world make no sense what-so-ever. It looked deplorable. If the socks were removed from the equation, life would have been so much more rosier and my eyes would not have had to have endured such a distressing piece of work.
It really did look shocking and the most unfortunate thing was that she would have looked ultra-fine if she had lost the socks. Instead she had teamed up a ‘sockstock’ concoction that exploded before her eyes and turned horribly wrong. The disaster could have been avoided...
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