Sweaty Spots
July 22nd 2008 02:24
It has got to be the utmost repulsive thing when you are dancing in a venue in the evening time with the moon in full view and an alcoholic beverage in your hand when you spot patches...of wetness...made up of sweat...What is more alarming is the fact that we are in winter at the moment...
The other night, while I got my groove on, after hitting the d-floor, my girlfriends and I spotted unpleasant secretions. Honestly kids, I realize it gets toasty in nightclub venues but that is the reason for a cloak room. Sure, I am clearly aware it is like zero degrees outside when you are ready to prance into a club but you do not need to dress like an Eskimo seeming most of your time you will be spending inside – at an optimum temperature which is set at a level which encourages one to spend their cash on beverages.
This young, foolish girl, decided to wear a pretty pair of skinny legs and team them up with a short-sleeved shirt. Well hello dear – maybe you should have gone with a skirt with stockings if your legs could not deal with the crisp air as opposed to a pair of jeans and then your massive coat...Just an idea to avoid excessive perspiration...
My girlfriends and I were horrified that the patches were so obvious. It is not a pleasant site and then when you check out your photos from the previous night of shenanigans you think to yourself- oh God that was an accessory I wish did not appear on my lovely outfit.
I am thinking perhaps either ditch the jeans or go for a darker coloured top. You could, for example, maybe sport a singlet top or even better if you choose to, go back to slipping into darker colours above the belt. This may be a good idea as messy things (including spills, when unfortunately that shot of jagermeister never made it into your mouth) are easily concealed, including your sweaty spots!
I am thinking those suggestions will help to avoid embarrassment, camouflage those bodily fluids, that should not be able to be seen in the first place and ensure you have a care free night and swing your arms in the air without appearing like you have just been at gym going hard attacking a cardio workout...
The other night, while I got my groove on, after hitting the d-floor, my girlfriends and I spotted unpleasant secretions. Honestly kids, I realize it gets toasty in nightclub venues but that is the reason for a cloak room. Sure, I am clearly aware it is like zero degrees outside when you are ready to prance into a club but you do not need to dress like an Eskimo seeming most of your time you will be spending inside – at an optimum temperature which is set at a level which encourages one to spend their cash on beverages.
This young, foolish girl, decided to wear a pretty pair of skinny legs and team them up with a short-sleeved shirt. Well hello dear – maybe you should have gone with a skirt with stockings if your legs could not deal with the crisp air as opposed to a pair of jeans and then your massive coat...Just an idea to avoid excessive perspiration...
My girlfriends and I were horrified that the patches were so obvious. It is not a pleasant site and then when you check out your photos from the previous night of shenanigans you think to yourself- oh God that was an accessory I wish did not appear on my lovely outfit.
I am thinking perhaps either ditch the jeans or go for a darker coloured top. You could, for example, maybe sport a singlet top or even better if you choose to, go back to slipping into darker colours above the belt. This may be a good idea as messy things (including spills, when unfortunately that shot of jagermeister never made it into your mouth) are easily concealed, including your sweaty spots!
I am thinking those suggestions will help to avoid embarrassment, camouflage those bodily fluids, that should not be able to be seen in the first place and ensure you have a care free night and swing your arms in the air without appearing like you have just been at gym going hard attacking a cardio workout...
| 49 |
| Vote |
Shared on
Subscribe to this blog











Comment by TimmyH
Tech News
Can you HACK it?
Genyration
There's probably guys out there in the club who would lick the sweat right off you lol.