Bianca 1WARNING : Disco balls are not meant to be worn
April 12th 2008 01:20
Oh my. Goodness me....picture this...flattening out a mirror ball (one that you would find at a ‘disco’ in the 70's) and wrapping it around yourself...then calling it a dress! This is the horrid site my poor eyes were exposed to last Sunday night in Melbourne. It was shocking! The young lady was strutting a dress covered in hot pink shiny material and sequins resembling a disco ball. I should have rephrased that and actually called it a singlet top...It was at least 20cm above her knee allowing for many disastrous effects if she ever were to have bent over during the night in her plastered state...Thank-god she disappeared and fizzled into the crowd because by all means that would have been a scarring image left chiseled into my brain...I would have got a whole lot more than I had bargained for and I am not talking about the dress. The dress (or should I say singlet top) was enough to have me in fits of laughter and experiencing feelings of disgust at the very same time. Seriously - who goes out like that? I would have seen it as being acceptable if say she was attending a dress-up or fancy dress party and she was turning up as a hooker but not in this case. I observed my surroundings and everyone else was sporting jeans, shorts and thongs...Perhaps I was very repulsed as she essentially stood out from the rest of the crowd who waltzed in wearing more subdued clothing but a HOT PINK, SEQUINED, TINY, FLASHY DRESS was extreme...Look in the mirror before you leave and ask yourself – Do I look hideous? Am I dressed appropriately? Should I maybe consider another outfit as even my friends are too embarrassed to leave the house with me?...Honestly – it was shocking attire and as soon as I laid my eyes upon her I thought “you are seriously not going to walking inside looking like that are you?”. If she did it to attract attention or highlight her pins then she certainly did a good job of it and I can understand that. The problem I have is that, if she actually thought that the frock was a stunner then we have some real issues... Perhaps she should have worn a pair of skinny legs underneath it. (Trust me it would have looked a whole lot better as I am sure her attire was not meant to be worn alone. I am positive it was a top!). The young girl in her frock would then not have looked so “I’m trying really hard to get noticed”...It was a disgrace and if I return to that venue it will only be to have a laugh at girls who rock up in similar attire and have a dance or two because it was a darn fine place!
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Comment by Anonymous
She probably looked good in it...
Your just jelous she was probably getting alot of attention, when you wern't in your high waisted D&G jeans and highly fashionable top with a posh spice hair cut drinking gin and tonic in the corner all by yourself watching on and critisising people in your head about how crap they came dressed to the occasion.
Are you insercure?
Get a life.
Comment by Bianca 1
Fashion Crime
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I think you need to get out more
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