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September 8th 2008 11:57
Ok major embarrassment alert…this screams disaster without any effort at all…some people ask the question – “didn’t your mother teach you how to get dressed?” – obviously - the answer is no in some instances…
During my adventures on the weekend and some venturing into town, I discovered a lot of people forget how to dress themselves, yet meanwhile, I could not come up with a rational explanation for their hideous acts of foolishness… While out at a bar in Melbourne on Friday night, I thought to myself, it must be “reveal your ‘unmentionables’ night”…
To put it simply a lot of people had unintentionally left themselves open to all sorts of hours of the morning (literally) and their shops were still trading as they knocked back their 17th alcoholic beverage. I am clearly discussing the “fly” on a pair of trousers or jeans…
It was very uncomfortable, as I entered the ladies powder room, to be confronted with two chicks who did not appear to be out together with the fly on their skinny leg jeans wide open…It was quite an embarrassing spectacle. Clearly, in these circumstances, people have an abundant supply of ammunition to argue that you are so inebriated that you neglected to maneuver the vital zip on your pants…The other explanation could be that you simply forgot (thinking unconsciously) that you had already correctly dressed yourself just like your mother taught you when you were a child.
Poking through the fly (shop) was an accumulation of various pieces of material which should have been reserved for where they belong – being in your pants. One outfit was quite hideous where the poor young woman (who was clearly affected by a few too many wines) actually managed to creatively (although I think it was unintentional) have her shirt, which she had tucked into her skinny leg jeans, poking though the fly…it resembled a flag of some description…
Seriously, the crime (and fashion disaster) was great for a laugh while the dim-witted individual was utterly clueless. This was quite alarming as there was a mammoth mirror as you exited the rest rooms so how she missed the smashing, red shirt poking out down south is quite brainless to put it in simple terms.
My tips are completely effortless and straightforward, one being – wear a frock (although this can also tend to get a bit messy at times). Number two is just basic commonsense - Check yourself out in a mirror in a super-dooper quick fashion, (if one is available) or make sure you have a trusty side-kick/ wingman/ wingwoman who ensures you remain clothed during your weekend shenanigans.
During my adventures on the weekend and some venturing into town, I discovered a lot of people forget how to dress themselves, yet meanwhile, I could not come up with a rational explanation for their hideous acts of foolishness… While out at a bar in Melbourne on Friday night, I thought to myself, it must be “reveal your ‘unmentionables’ night”…
To put it simply a lot of people had unintentionally left themselves open to all sorts of hours of the morning (literally) and their shops were still trading as they knocked back their 17th alcoholic beverage. I am clearly discussing the “fly” on a pair of trousers or jeans…
It was very uncomfortable, as I entered the ladies powder room, to be confronted with two chicks who did not appear to be out together with the fly on their skinny leg jeans wide open…It was quite an embarrassing spectacle. Clearly, in these circumstances, people have an abundant supply of ammunition to argue that you are so inebriated that you neglected to maneuver the vital zip on your pants…The other explanation could be that you simply forgot (thinking unconsciously) that you had already correctly dressed yourself just like your mother taught you when you were a child.
Poking through the fly (shop) was an accumulation of various pieces of material which should have been reserved for where they belong – being in your pants. One outfit was quite hideous where the poor young woman (who was clearly affected by a few too many wines) actually managed to creatively (although I think it was unintentional) have her shirt, which she had tucked into her skinny leg jeans, poking though the fly…it resembled a flag of some description…
Seriously, the crime (and fashion disaster) was great for a laugh while the dim-witted individual was utterly clueless. This was quite alarming as there was a mammoth mirror as you exited the rest rooms so how she missed the smashing, red shirt poking out down south is quite brainless to put it in simple terms.
My tips are completely effortless and straightforward, one being – wear a frock (although this can also tend to get a bit messy at times). Number two is just basic commonsense - Check yourself out in a mirror in a super-dooper quick fashion, (if one is available) or make sure you have a trusty side-kick/ wingman/ wingwoman who ensures you remain clothed during your weekend shenanigans.
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